I bequeath unto you all the most romantic love scene in the history of romance novels...

Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite type that with a straight face.

Anyhoo, I had to share.  It's pages 294-296 of a book called Public Displays of Affection by Susan Donovan. 

I am sorry to say that this is not her first novel so we can't blame it on that.




( Read the horror... )




All I could think of after reading this was, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Seriously, this was the entire section, start to finish, and the ONLY sex scene of the book which makes it that much worse.

Things this horrific MUST be shared.  It lessens the trauma.

:D

Y'alls thoughts?