1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.
2. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.
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sunshineali 2.
toxic_corn 3.
tinadoll 4.
xenaclone 5.
tiltingreality 6.
samson28 7.
psycholizard 8.
bugchicklv 1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.
- Model Boats (I'm at the front desk at work)
- My purse
- My smoothie
- Miss Lindabean (a co-worker)
- My inbox with STUFF in it....seriously, it's rude that they expect you to work at work. SO not nice when you want naptime...
2. How do you style your hair?
- Because of my new smexy hair, I blow it mostly dry and then put in a little pomade and use a flat iron...is awesome.
3. What are you wearing now?
-Black sweater, jeans, sneakers, socks, and the appropriate undies
4. What do you want to be when you grow up?
-superprincessfirefighterastronautnuclea
5. The best thing to happen of you as late?
-My new smexy hair. It's so awesome.
6. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?
-Bitchy
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
-NCIS
8. What's the last thing you ate today?
-Some of my smoothie
9. What calms you?
-Being away from people...they bother me on occasion
10. What websites do you visit when you go online?
-Hotmail, LJ, Facebook, woot.com, ff.net, etc.
11. What's the last thing you bought?
-Digital camera for the future Mr. and Mrs. Baddie's wedding.
12. What are you listening to now?
-The fax machine. Woo.
13. What do you think about before you go to bed?
-Sleep.
14. What was the last CD(s) you "bought"?
-Nickelback's Dark Horse...good stuff.
15. What is your favorite weather and why?
-Warm rain and that smell when you know it's coming...all mossy and fragrant. Yeah.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
-Harmonica
17. Anything exciting as of late?
-Nope. Can't wait for Neisy's and Baddie's wedding though.
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
-Go away so I can nap!
19. What’s the one thing you wish people would stop asking you?
-Can I talk to Cyndy? (She needs to get her own line damnit!)
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Higher Ground
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
Kids Wanna Rock (?)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Unlimited Megajam
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Can Love You Better
WHATS YOUR MOTTO?
Rock Your Body (ROFL)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Smooth Criminal (but I's a good girl!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
If Looks Could Kill
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTESTS?
I am a Rock
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Send it On (is this like bring it on?)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Affirmation
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Goodies (o_0)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Spirit In the Sky
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
We Built This City (I am a CITY?!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
You Crack Me Up (I certainly hope they do)
YOUR FUNERAL?
Cuts Like a Knife (I hope this is not indicative of how I died...)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Let Her Cry
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Spanish Eyes (Spaniards are scary you know...)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Survivor
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Tubthumping
WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF DOING IN 10 YEARS?
Wheel in the Sky
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Live to tell (well I hope I do)
WHAT DOES YOUR LOVE LIFE LOOK LIKE?
Broken (see my hobbies for explanation)
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS HARD?
She's always a Woman to Me (awwww....)
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Green Onions
YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?
Faint
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Tell Her About it
WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?
Numb
DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
New York State of Mind
WHAT IS THE THING I LIKE DOING MOST?
When Doves Cry
THE SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES THE PRESIDENT?
Run To You (Yeah, baby!)
HOW WILL I DIE?
Lady Marmalade
REMINDS YOU OF AN EX-LOVER...
Blueberry YumYum (actually kind of accurate)
REMINDS YOU OF AN EX-FRIEND...
What About Love?
MAKES YOU CRY...
Right Thurr
MAKES YOU LAUGH...
I Want You
YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED TO..
Big Shot
YOU WILL WAKE UP TO...
Serenity (nice...)
WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST IT?
Escape
Are your parents married or divorced?
They were married...now divorced
Are you a vegetarian?
No...I would make more of an effort though if such options were more conveniently available.
Do you believe in Heaven?
I believe that I will find out who is right what is out there after I die. In the mean time, I honestly don't care...people should not live their lives for the sole intent of getting into somewhere/fear of not getting there in the afterlife.
Have you ever come close to dying?
Yes...
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Um...that would probably enter the realm of TMI for most of you...
Are you eating?
Not at the moment...
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
YES...mmm...crunchy...
Do you wear makeup?
Occasionally...I don't like how it feels on my skin though.
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Yes, totally and with no shame.
What do you wear to bed?
Nothing.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
Sure.
Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I has my girl! (In general, I don't discriminate based on gender)
Do you believe in abortions?
I believe that men who have no uteri (or uteruses?) should stay out of the issue. They may have an opinion when they have one and it becomes a potential decision THEY will have to make.
I also believe that women who make this decision have the right to have it done in a safe, clean environment.
I believe that people who are against them may lodge their protest, but they do not have the right to deprive other women from Belief # 2.
I believe that the decision to either keep or terminate a pregnancy -- especially an unplanned one or due to a traumatic conception (rape/incest) -- is a harsh one that takes a great deal of soul searching.
I believe that the decision to terminate a pregnancy is NOT taking the easy way out.
I believe that the decision to keep a pregnancy is also NOT taking the easy way out.
I believe that there is NO easy answer and everyone must decide for themselves.
Would I personally have one? I don't know, I have never been put in that position. But I will respect and support anyone who feels that it is right for them.
What is your hair color?
Dark brown dyed to a mahogany.
And an ever increasing number of silvers popping up for which I blame my mother.
Future child's name, boy and girl?
Ian Willette
and Isabella Mariella
Do you smoke?
No...I have tried it though to see what the fuss was about.
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
I have to pick ONE place?! Bastards... :D
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
YES. I has my Funshine Carebear that my girl won me in a claw machine...she is AWESOME!
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Lock a minimum of half away in a CD so I can't get at it for a minimum of a year, keep a percentage to splurge with, and pay off any and all debts.
Gold or silver?
Silver, titanium, or platinum. I's an expensive bitch! :D
Hamburger or hot dog?
Hotdogs are kosher beef only...Burger is with as extremely lean beef as possible. It depends on my mood though, but mostly burgers.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Probably Mexican food. Or anything with tzatzkiki sauce...mmmmmm...
City, beach or country?
Beach. I love the salty air.
Country is nice but where there are cows, there is cow poop. And I have allergies.
What was the last thing you touched?
Mr. Stanley's (my cat) belly.
Where did you eat last?
Arby's
When's the last time you cried?
Yesterday watching a movie. I am the world's biggest cryer at movies...
Do you read blogs?
Sometimes.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I've done it, but then again, women dressing like men is far easier than men dressing as women.
Ever been involved with the police?
Yes but nothing major, traffic stops and helpful stuff.
What's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Herbal Essences Body Envy shampoo and conditioner. Soap is Dove. Body wash is Pure grace by Philosophy.
Do you talk in your sleep?
I've been told that I have done it a few times. I do not believe it though.
Ocean or pool?
Preferably a heated saltwater pool. Chlorine pools are not good for the skin or hair.
What's your favorite song at the moment?
Flo-rida's "In the Ayer"
Have you ever had a cavity?
Not until I was 26 and then I got 3...bastards...
Window seat or aisle seats?
Window unless my layover is quick, then aisle and as far forward as possible.
Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, some basketball player on one of my flights to see the missus.
Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Sure...
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
If I am by myself I like to slurp it one noodle at a time...otherwise I twirl.
What is your favorite sport to play?
Volleyball.
Basketball or football?
If I have to pick, football. Really I don't care about either, but I someone gives me a team to root for I will defend them to the death. I'm weird I know...
When was the last time you went to the bathroom?
Whenever it was I had to pee last...
Do you drive a stick?
No, but I do the whole lurch and stall thing very well.
Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream!!!
Are you self-conscious?
Sometimes.
Do you like any of your close friends?
They be the family I chose rather than the family I am stuck with.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes.
Have you been in love?
I has a missus who will read this so if I don't say yes, I wll be in trouble.
LOL...yes.
Where do you wish you were?
With said missus
On MySpace why is the 1st person on your top 8 there?
It's either the default Tom guy or one of my friends...that is why
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
Can you tango?
Yes...Any opportunity I can find to be a dork, I take it. And the whole dramatic walk, walk, walk, dip, repeat thing, is one such opportunity.
Last gift you received?
Flowers.
What occasion did you receive your gift?
Anniversary.
Last thing you spent lots of money on?
Airfare to visit missus.
Where do you live?
Seattle
Last wedding attended?
Probably the no longer talked to paternal figure's wedding #2
Favorite restaurant?
Maya's for Mexican
Wah Kue's/Emperor's Palace for Chinese
Siam for Thai
Niko's for Greek
What is your favorite kind of car?
Mine...Toyota Matrix
Most hated food(s)?
Gree Bell Peppers and Mushrooms (I went to middle school directly across the street from a mushroom farm. Ew.)
Most loved food(s)?
Cadbury eggs, Totino's Canadian Bacon pizza, Panda Express Orange Chicken
Can you sing?
Absolutely, but not as well as I used to.
Person on your mind?
Missus usually hangs out in the back of the mind. Friends too.
What's your least favorite chore?
Cleaning the bathroom.
Favorite drink?
Water with mint.
Currently have a crush?
Yes, man-crushes change with the seasons, but Adam Baldwin rocks my world. Also, I will happily hump anyone whose accent melts my panties. *is an bit of an accent whore*
How long was your longest drive in a car?
Olympia, Washington to Prince Rupert, B.C. just over 1,100 miles in 24 hours
Why do you do Myspace/Livejournal surveys?
If I'm in the mood to share of myself I guess...
Do you know who Nick Tyo is?
Not a clue.
toxic_corngave me the letter "J". She is evil. I hate her now. :D1. Jelly
2. Just loungin' around
3. Jason London...mmmmmm yummy but I thoroughly dislike his brother Jeremy. Ew.
4. Jayne Cobb
5. Justifiable excuses for tardiness. Also, creativity is a plus.
6. Jerky, preferably of the beef, venison, or moose variety, there is a place down at Pike Place Market that has the best jerky EVER!
7. Just fresh from the dryer sheets and towels
8. Jasmine, but only night jasmine. It is a softer scent.
9. Just one specific person I am not related to (you know who you are) who thinks (and rightly so) that I am adorable as well.
10. John Casey
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2. I will respond with which story I think it's from.
3. I'll write a scene of at least 100 words for anyone who stumps me on any subject and or pairing of their choosing.
Go on, try to stump me. I dare ya.
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evilmaniclaugh Name a character from one of my fandoms (Chuck or Firefly basically) and I will give you:
(a) Three facts about the character from my personal canon/fanon
(b) One reason he / she sucks
(c) One reason he / she is supremely awesome
(d) Five things that never happened to that character
(e) Five people that character never fell in love with
ru_salki99 1) How old were you?
THEN: 17
NOW: 27
2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: River Ridge High School
NOW: I am DONE with school...HA!
3) Where did you work?
THEN: Fishing in Alaska in the Summers
NOW: Still fishing in AK...only now from the office where I am THE Great and Wise Paycheck Fairy!!!
4) Where did you live?
THEN: Lacey, WA
NOW: Seattle, WA
5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: Long, straight, boring.
NOW: Oddly enough, almost exactly the same, except there is now PIZZAZZ!!! (and I finally LIKE my hair)
6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: No
NOW: No.
7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: Yes
NOW: Yeah, it's called LASIK...and I has it.
8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: When I wasn't wearing contacts, yes.
NOW: Only sunglasses
9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: No one specific, just casual friends
NOW: Pemberley and Tall Jenn
10) Which of your pets was still alive?
THEN: Blacky (cat)
NOW: Stanley (cat)
11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: Didn’t have one.
NOW: A person.
12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: I don't remember...it changed a lot
NOW: Adam Baldwin and Christopher Judge
13) Who was your regular-person crush
THEN: Most guys I knew back then were dicks, so none.
NOW: Don’t have one...unless you count 11 but it is reciprocated.
14) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: Two
NOW: Four...three active though and I am not telling you where they are.
15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: None
NOW: One...am getting another at some point though.
16) What was your favourite band/singer?
THEN: It changes all the time
NOW: Still depends on my mood
17) Had you smoked cigarettes?
THEN: No.
NOW: I've smoked two. One regular and one menthol just for the experience and still can not find the appeal personally.
18) Had you got drunk?
THEN: Nope.
NOW: Yes, but I can still count the number of times on one hand. I is a lame drunk.
19) Had you DRIVEN?
THEN: Yes.
NOW: Still driving! Clear the roads people!
20) If so which car?
THEN: Later that year I got my own Ford Contour, but 10 years ago from RIGHT NOW, Mom's car.
NOW: Toyota Matrix in Indigo Ink Pearl (Dark sparkly blue)...
21) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2008?
Pretty much...I had non-specific visions...
theneis, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet when I saw you carve your initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Your Everlasting Enemy,
steplianna You can only answer with 1 word:
1. Where is your cell phone? Couch
2. Your significant other? MINE :-)
3. Your hair? Down
4. Your mother? Sneaky
5. Your father? Away
6. Your favourite thing? ME :-)
7. Your dream last night? Freaky
8. Your favourite drink? Water
9. Your dream/goal? Contentment
10. The room you're in? THE
11. Your ex? un-here :D
12. Your fear? Crawlies
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you're not? Energetic
16. Muffins? Fun!
17. One of your wish list items? Snugglies!
18. Where you grew up? Alaska
19. The last thing you did? *Censored* :D
20. What are you wearing? scrub-wear
21. Who is "out there"? Aliens!
22. Your pets? Stanley!
23. Your computer? Working
24. Your life? Bumpy
25. Your mood? Amused
26. Missing someone? YES
27. Your car? Pretty!
28. Something you're not wearing? Undies
29. Favourite Store? Grocery
30. Your summer? Hot
31. Like someone? Absolutely
32. Your favourite colour? Periwinkle
33. When is the last time you laughed? Evening
34. Last time you cried? Today
35. The person who "sent" this to you? Neisy!
36. Who will/would re-post this? Dunno
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Stephanie
Tía (aunt in Spanish)
Stephie
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
ME :D
I have pretty good self-esteem
I have a sense of humor
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I can be an incredible bitch
I am short tempered
I am easily stressed out
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English
Welsh
German
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Thoughts of stupid people procreating
Thoughts of GW Bush in office indefinitely
Organized religion
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Petting Mr. Stanley (really it’s not like I could get out of it)
Water
Hair ties
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Jeans
Shirt
Undies
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
Bones
NCIS
Chuck
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS / SINGERS:
Nickelback
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS:
The Rule of Four
Da Vinci Code (woefully inaccurate but if you gloss over that, a good read)
HP series
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
My I.Q. is between 137 and 144
I love spiders
I LOVE sucking on salty (pea)nuts…hee!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Visiting new locales
Spending time in the sun without getting burned
Painting my dear friend Captain Baddie's toenails a lurid shade of pink (well, others will paint; I will hold him down)
THREE THINGS YOU NEED IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Sex
Respect
Snuggling
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Eat or watch someone eat cold pizza slathered with mayo (my grandboss eats this…OMG so nasty!)
Drink whiskey, burbon, or any of the liquors of that family…they are the devil
Make rice-a-roni…can’t do it to save my life, have tried MANY times.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Cross stitching
Sewing
Writing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Eat lunch
Go home
Snuggle with someone, though I may have to settle for Stanley
THREE JOBS YOU'D CONSIDER DOING OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU HAVE:
Satan (I love me some minions!)
Princess (again, I’d have minions, a pretty dress, and a tiara!!!)
--- real jobs now:
Jeweler
Bakery Chef
Toy tester (seriously…wouldn’t it be awesome to get paid to play with stuff all day?)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Hawa’ii
THREE KID'S NAMES:
Mark
Emily
Estephania (yes, I do realize it should be spelled with an ‘f’ but it’s gonna be my kid and I can spell her name anyway I want to, thank you :p )
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Learn to not be a spaz about work
Retire
Have and spoil grandkids
Yes.
2) Ever been to a bar?
Of course.
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No. I am a PERFECT angel. Always :D
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. With tongue.
6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yes...it was projectile
7) Had sex in a car?
Does rounding past third but before home count?
8) Had sex at the beach?
No...that is still on my list.
9) Had sex in a movie theater?
See #8
10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
11) Had sex at work?
Yes...and people were watching...I got applaused!!!
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, there is one here that I LOVE.
13) Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, I does it a lot
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
I don't consider it GOING to the adult store unless I do honey.
15) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
.......
Oh look! The sky is blue! :D
16. There is no 16. So, make up your own question:
Been in a threesome? YES
17. Have you been caught having sex?
See #11
18) Are your breasts real?
Yes
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes
20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No
Not tagging anyone. Feel free to post your own answers if you dare.
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called: (shopping) cart - I don't say "shopping" but it is implied.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in: lunchbox
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in: skillet / frying pan - I use them interchangeably (usually though, breakfasty things = frying pan and other cooked items = skillet)
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people: sofa = more formal, but I use couch more
6. The device onthe outside of the house that carries rain off the roof: gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening: porch
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages: soda
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup: pancakes!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself: hoagie
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach: board shorts / trunks, depending on style
12. Shoes worn for sports: sneakers
13. Putting a room in order: tidying up or cleaning, depending on the amount of work to be done
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark: firefly!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball: pill bug
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits
on the other side and goes down: teeter totter
17. How do you eat pizza? ummm...normal like. Pointy end first...I is not weird like y'all. :D
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signes and sell their used stuff? garage / yard sale
19. What's the evening meal? dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? basement
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places? (water) fountain
1. Major John Casey (Chuck) - Adam Baldwin
2. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice BBC version) - Colin Firth
3. Mr. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones' Diary) - Colin Firth
4. Cptn. Daniel Gregg (The Ghost and Mrs. Muir) - Rex Harrison
5. Chev Chelios (Crank) - Jason Statham
6. Agent K (MIB) - Tommy Lee Jones
7. Riddick (Pitch Black) - Vin Diesel
8. Wolverine (X-men) - Hugh Jackman
9. Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity) - Matt Damon.
10. Ice Man (Top Gun) - Val Kilmer
I ain't tagging nobody...you wanna do it, do it.
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kingzgurl 1. Reply to this post, and I will pick four of your icons.
2. Make a post (including this info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee!!!
For your icons:
This icon was found when I was actually searching on google for pics to make a "Comment Pirate Hooker" icon for
theneis . How this relates in anyway to Pirate Hookers, I have no idea but there you go. It was about twenty pages of images in and too cute to pass up, so I stole it. I didn't really put too much thought in it other than "awww, you're so cute!" and snagged the penguin/Apple logo hybrid that he is. This was made by
greenowl who is a whiz with Paint and FAR more skilled with it than I and she makes pretty icons like this one! Is pretty self explanatory. The pic I snagged from nightengaledies and I added the text. I love cracky icons! This is from the scene in Firefly's Ariel where River, Jayne, and Simon all sit next to each other bound as they wait for the Blue Hands and River is mumbling about "they were greedy and took Christmas away, leaving only coal". Jayne looks at her (here) and with clenched teeth, "If you don't shut up, I will make you shut up."
God, he looks yummy in that uniform with the hat...mmmmm...oh! Sorry...got lost for a bit there *sheepish grin*
This one was made for me by <lj user="squish_67"> who made this and a whole slew of other Mal/Jayne and Inara/Jayne icons and wallpapers as part of my Serenity Santa gift. This is a scene where they are at the space station (before they find tracey) in The Message and Jayne comes back with the ammo and Mal is staring him down to make Jayne give him ALL the change. Hee!
| What Stephanie Means |
 You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. |
greenowl's journal posting this morning and she was talking about a bad pick up experience in the local pharmacy and this got me thinking:What is your worst pick up experience (i.e. worst line you ever used on someone or worst line someone used on you and the circumstances)?
Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, etc. Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other!
Normally, I don't blog. In RL I am not good at telling people about me unless I am asked questions which I will then answer wholly and completely, but I am completely inept at just offering out info about me. Unless it is a random blurb or factoid here or there which I sometimes do.
So please, ask me. I am an open book to any who ask.
I have been immortalized in a highly entertaining online comic.
Well, not really but both my best friend (who introduced me to the comic for this very reason) and I are convinced this character is me in every way, shape, and form...except I am HELLA cuter.
Black Mage.
This comic uses the bad graphics of Final Fantasy I characters but does not follow the game. It is highly amusing and consistently so (we are on strip # 965 at the moment) and I suggest you all read it to learn more about ME.
:)
READ IT!
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
It's happened. He got kicked to the curb. Still bitter. Boys suck.
2. What would you do if you didn't share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
Let them down gently as soon as I recognize the likeage. Less awkward and painful for everyone that way.
3. Have you ever seen someone die?
No, but I saw my Granny like three minutes after...
4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
No. It will either suck or be great. Either way, I can't do anything about it other than make the choices I already do. Whatever comes, comes.
5. What's your ideal lover like?
A super snuggly sex freak who is not afraid of whether or not something does or does not make him a man. And he has to be able to fish competently. In tandem with question #11, someone who will put me in my place when I am wrong and go toe to toe with me when I need it (i.e. not back down when I go into bitch mode).
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
Because of #1, I am still (after a LONG time now) not ready to open my heart up so we're going with loving someone...it's harder and more worth it when you get there.
7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
I accept that their feelings do not match mine and go on with life. The feelings don't vanish over night just because they are unrequited, but the world will right itself. If it ends up being meant to be, it will. If not, then they are not the person for you anyway.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I might secretly like him, but he's off limits. Period. I accept it in that he will never be mine while he is with the bitch...*ahem*...other person and try not to be jealous of her. :)
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Stupid people in general and beta-ing horrific fanfic who also have no idea what spell/grammar check is! (These two things are not related.) I was traumatized.
10. What do you want most in life?
Happy, content, and in love. Oh! And lots of sex with said love person. lol
11. Which of the 7 Deadly Sins do you think you relate to the most & why?
Wrath and Pride are pretty much tied. I am a super stereotypical Type A personality (pushy, bitchy, hates people, yeah...) who thinks the entire universe revolves around me. I am very open about this and, while I am not this way when it counts (i.e. serious times or in a crisis), I get pissed off at little things that bother me and how dare they inconvenience ME?!
12. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I want to fly. It would give me an excuse to wear a cape everywhere without being considered weird.
13. Which fictional character could you most see yourself marrying?
Oooo...as much as I love Jayne Cobb, I would maybe have to go with the version of Major John Casey who is a fabu cook. I got me quite the Marine fetish and...hi...I love to argue and fight with people and that man so would. Plus, he's just so repressed that you know his still waters have got to run deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Yeah, buddy.
Oh, and he has a gun. And the "GUNS" (arms...pervs!) :)
14. What kind of person do you think you are?
See question #11. Type A, severe princess complex, but also loyal, kind, protective, loving...it all depends on how far past the shell you get.
15. Do you believe there is nothing higher than human kind?
I like to think our entire universe is some alien race's sixth grade science project. I find it amusing. But, to answer the question definitively, I do think there is something higher. There has to be, be it religion or some other type of spritual evolution; this should not be it.
16. If someone dislikes you and you feel it, do you automatically dislike them?
Probably. Though I am at least civil.
17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
Absolutely. In love, I'm kind of a go hard or go home kind of person.
18. Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
Not really.
19. What type of friends do you like?
They just have to be themselves. If we click, we click; but you should never be false with your friends, its just rude. And the more real you are, the more likely they are to become good, lasting friends because they know the real you and you them.
20. What got you into fandom?
Firefly addiction and curiosity, really. Then the evil plot bunnies attacked me and now I'm stuck here. :)
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I’m tagging:
bad_karma00
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sunshineali
tiltingreality
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xenaclone
You people have no idea how much this jives with my own perceptions of my delusional self...and it now gives me proof!
Take it for yourself:
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi. :)
In utero for the first 8 and a half months and 0 the last three or so
2. How old were you in 1989?
8 and 9 in the ration listed above
3. Were you a Toys R' Us Kid?
Not really...I didn't think about it too much.
4. Did you watch Transformers?
Very, very rarely.
5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen?
No. I still don't like that movie
6. Did you own a Lite Bright?
Yup...no, wait...my friend did and I was envious and stole it occasionally to play with
7. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Rose!!!
8. When someone says "Who you gonna call?"
I answer "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
9. What was your favorite toy(s) in the eighties?
It varied A LOT
10. Did you have a Pogo Ball?
Yes and I rocked at it.
11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block?
I went to a concert I am ashamed to say.
12. What New Kid did you have a crush on?
I didn't like a specific one
13. Did you play M.A.S.H?
At school yes
14. Did you watch The Care Bears?
YES and I had a huge box full of them and My Little Ponies to play with!
15. Did you have Jelly bracelets?
A few
16. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet?
Yes, but it is an heirloom not an 80's fad one.
17. Did you have a Glo Worm?
I loved my Glo Worm!!! I even got one each for my niece and nephew when they were borned!
18. Did you ever own a slap bracelet?
Yes...and I know a place where I can still get them
19. The Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles?
I prefer The Breakfast Club, though I've seen both.
20. Did you have a crazy hair style?
Yeah, my hair was spiked. After my sister put gum in my long hair.
21. What was your first bike?
It was blue and had training wheels and streamers and said Li'l Princess (come to think of it, this may be where my princess complex started)
22. Name one thing you still own from your childhood:
Atari
23. Did you have a Cabbage Patch Kid?
Oh, yeah until my sister cut off its arms, legs, and head to make her "fake baby bag of flour" look more realistic for her 9th grade biology class. Bitch.
24. Did you dress like Madonna?
No.
25. Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake?
Rainbow Brite...and Lemon Merengue...SS was a bitch and I hated her...don't know why though, but RB and LM were cool.
26. Did you watch Miami Vice?
Ew. No.
27. Did you own a pair of Jelly Shoes?
One. Stupid blisters.
28. Did you own a Trapper Keeper?
Yes...it sucked
29. Atari or Nintendo?
We started off with the Atari and eventually went to Nintendo. I still have my original Atari (older than me) and my original Gameboy...my mom refused to give me the ghetto Nintendo because she is ADDICTED to Dr. Mario.
30. Did you play Pac-Man?
I still have it for my Atari!
31. Which was better: He-Man or She-Ra?
She-Ra...occasionally I deigned to watch He-Man, but usually only on the She-Ra crossovers.
32. What movie scared you the most?
Raiders of the Lost Ark...keep in mind I was like five when I went down one night to use the bathroom and my mom and dad were watching it on tv and the only part I saw was people's faces melting off and ghosts everywhere...not cool.
33. Did you try to dance like Michael Jackson?
No.
34. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "Flux Capacitor"?
The DeLorean!!!
35. What other colors did Pepsi come in?
Brown and INVISIBLE! (clear)
36. Roger Rabbit or Howard the Duck?
Neither, they were both insufferable. I was forced to watch RR about six times in the theaters and was creeped out each time...HD only creeped me out on tv as I never saw it in the theater.
37. Did you ever beg your parents to have your school picture taken with the 'LASER' background?
No.
38. Do you know what the Ninja Rap is?
*ahem* This is one of those painful "Why" moments (like leg warmers!) of the 80's that I prefer to block out.
39. Do you know why people cringe when they hear the word BUCKNER?
Boston Red Sock FB guy who lost them the World Series by bungling a simple line drive STRAIGHT AT HIM...he lost it between his legs some how.
40. Can you name the family members from National Lampoons Vacation movies?
Clark, Ellen, Audrey and Rusty. I copied this from Neisy because I never watched these movies...all I remember is Randy Quaid and a really young Jane Krakowski talking about french kissing and her dad saying she was the best at it.
41. Wally-World or Europe?
Europe.
42. What was your favorite movie from the 80's?
The Princess Bride.
