We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on livejournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Author: Steplianna
Pairing: Casey/Ellie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000
Disclaimer: Not mine
Jellie Baby!fic...pure fluff people
Here be a couple things I thought I would share with y'all:
1. This one is so all of you can read this and join me in WTF?! land. This posting is SERIOUSLY written, meaning it was NOT written as any possible kind of a joke, this woman (a super feminazi who has since left LJ, though her account is still active) is utterly serious in her conclusions.
If you can stomach it, read the comments...they are equally interesting. At one point on the first page of them she outrightly accuses Joss of continually raping his wife. Nice huh? But seriously, READ THIS:
http://users.livejournal.com/_allecto_/3
And this next installment on her new blog site:
http://allecto.wordpress.com/2008/04/06/a-r
2. AND THEN THERE IS THIS WIP SERIES OF COMEDIC RESPONSES TO THE ABOVE POSTING...sooooo funny and well done!!!
Seriously, I am in total LOVE...LOVE! with
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aic_weirdo for these, entitled "Misandry in Popular Culture" (MIPC) and are written from the oppressed male point of view. I laughed so freaking hard, I nearly peed myself with each one so far...
MIPC 1 - Serenity Pilot http://aic-weirdo.livejournal.com/589119.h
MIPC 2 - The Train Job and Bushwhacked http://aic-weirdo.livejournal.com/591976.h
MIPC 3 - Shindig and Safe http://aic-weirdo.livejournal.com/593564.h
MIPC 4 - Our Mrs Reynolds and Jaynestown http://aic-weirdo.livejournal.com/594989.h
To eliminate confusion (though if you read them in order, you will get the names):
Mal = Magical Flower
Zoe = First Mate
Wash = (First Mate's) Favored Rape Victim
Jayne = Big Dumb Muscle
Inara = Main Enslaver
Simon = Token (for token smart guy who is otherwise stupid)
River = Dreamer
Kaylee = Mechanic
Book = Book
Title: For the Love of Boobs
Author: Steplianna
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Genre: Friendship, Pre-Rayne
Word Count: 1,400
Disclaimer: No mine, no sue.
Notes: Thank you SOOO much to my wonderful pr0n twin, the lovely Missgreenowl for her aid in helping me make this an actual story rather than an idea stuck in my head. (There was hefty re-writage)
( “Yep,” Jayne agreed, nodding his head as he kept his eyes firmly fixed on River’s, “Them’s definitely a right shiny pair a’ boobs you got there.” )
Okay so, last night, I got a package from Miss Neisy that contained all kinds of cool Miami-y things!
And a monkey. But this monkey was cute and not scary and also it does not APPEAR to be possessed. :D
Also, there were these supercute Batman post-its on everything with little sayings and such...so fun and cute!
Let's see...there was:
A bag of fried dough (curious, still being examined :) )
A piece of dulce de leche smushed together with a piece of guava with a note that said: "This IS Cuba". It was VERY sweet but yummy.
A honey sesame bar.
A bag of merengues...haven't gotten to them yet, but know and love them
A soft cookie with guava (think oreo with guava and cookie)...is next to be eaten (MUWHAHAHA...)
A pansy-covered picture frame (is this a roundabout way of calling me a pansy Missy? :D) with a lovely message inside...
A reminders list pad
A coconut creme cookie
A piece of sugary tamarind candy...that was nummy and I already knew I liked tamarind, so no needing to get used to it for me!
And I am pretty sure there were a few other small nummeries as well, but I am going off of memory from the night before (I didn't get home until well after 9) and am not able to recall them at this time, but it all adds up to one thing:
I LOVES MY JIE JIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theneis, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet when I saw you carve your initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Your Everlasting Enemy,
steplianna You can only answer with 1 word:
1. Where is your cell phone? Couch
2. Your significant other? MINE :-)
3. Your hair? Down
4. Your mother? Sneaky
5. Your father? Away
6. Your favourite thing? ME :-)
7. Your dream last night? Freaky
8. Your favourite drink? Water
9. Your dream/goal? Contentment
10. The room you're in? THE
11. Your ex? un-here :D
12. Your fear? Crawlies
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you're not? Energetic
16. Muffins? Fun!
17. One of your wish list items? Snugglies!
18. Where you grew up? Alaska
19. The last thing you did? *Censored* :D
20. What are you wearing? scrub-wear
21. Who is "out there"? Aliens!
22. Your pets? Stanley!
23. Your computer? Working
24. Your life? Bumpy
25. Your mood? Amused
26. Missing someone? YES
27. Your car? Pretty!
28. Something you're not wearing? Undies
29. Favourite Store? Grocery
30. Your summer? Hot
31. Like someone? Absolutely
32. Your favourite colour? Periwinkle
33. When is the last time you laughed? Evening
34. Last time you cried? Today
35. The person who "sent" this to you? Neisy!
36. Who will/would re-post this? Dunno
Series: The Spanking Hat Chronicles (31/?)
Author: Steplianna
Characters: River/Jayne
Word Count: 1,000
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: No mine, no sue.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Stephanie
Tía (aunt in Spanish)
Stephie
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
ME :D
I have pretty good self-esteem
I have a sense of humor
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I can be an incredible bitch
I am short tempered
I am easily stressed out
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English
Welsh
German
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Thoughts of stupid people procreating
Thoughts of GW Bush in office indefinitely
Organized religion
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Petting Mr. Stanley (really it’s not like I could get out of it)
Water
Hair ties
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Jeans
Shirt
Undies
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
Bones
NCIS
Chuck
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS / SINGERS:
Nickelback
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS:
The Rule of Four
Da Vinci Code (woefully inaccurate but if you gloss over that, a good read)
HP series
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
My I.Q. is between 137 and 144
I love spiders
I LOVE sucking on salty (pea)nuts…hee!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Visiting new locales
Spending time in the sun without getting burned
Painting my dear friend Captain Baddie's toenails a lurid shade of pink (well, others will paint; I will hold him down)
THREE THINGS YOU NEED IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Sex
Respect
Snuggling
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Eat or watch someone eat cold pizza slathered with mayo (my grandboss eats this…OMG so nasty!)
Drink whiskey, burbon, or any of the liquors of that family…they are the devil
Make rice-a-roni…can’t do it to save my life, have tried MANY times.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Cross stitching
Sewing
Writing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Eat lunch
Go home
Snuggle with someone, though I may have to settle for Stanley
THREE JOBS YOU'D CONSIDER DOING OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU HAVE:
Satan (I love me some minions!)
Princess (again, I’d have minions, a pretty dress, and a tiara!!!)
--- real jobs now:
Jeweler
Bakery Chef
Toy tester (seriously…wouldn’t it be awesome to get paid to play with stuff all day?)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Hawa’ii
THREE KID'S NAMES:
Mark
Emily
Estephania (yes, I do realize it should be spelled with an ‘f’ but it’s gonna be my kid and I can spell her name anyway I want to, thank you :p )
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Learn to not be a spaz about work
Retire
Have and spoil grandkids
Yes.
2) Ever been to a bar?
Of course.
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No. I am a PERFECT angel. Always :D
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. With tongue.
6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yes...it was projectile
7) Had sex in a car?
Does rounding past third but before home count?
8) Had sex at the beach?
No...that is still on my list.
9) Had sex in a movie theater?
See #8
10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
11) Had sex at work?
Yes...and people were watching...I got applaused!!!
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, there is one here that I LOVE.
13) Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, I does it a lot
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
I don't consider it GOING to the adult store unless I do honey.
15) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
.......
Oh look! The sky is blue! :D
16. There is no 16. So, make up your own question:
Been in a threesome? YES
17. Have you been caught having sex?
See #11
18) Are your breasts real?
Yes
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes
20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No
Not tagging anyone. Feel free to post your own answers if you dare.
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called: (shopping) cart - I don't say "shopping" but it is implied.
3. A metal container to carry a meal in: lunchbox
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in: skillet / frying pan - I use them interchangeably (usually though, breakfasty things = frying pan and other cooked items = skillet)
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people: sofa = more formal, but I use couch more
6. The device onthe outside of the house that carries rain off the roof: gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening: porch
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages: soda
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup: pancakes!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself: hoagie
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach: board shorts / trunks, depending on style
12. Shoes worn for sports: sneakers
13. Putting a room in order: tidying up or cleaning, depending on the amount of work to be done
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark: firefly!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball: pill bug
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits
on the other side and goes down: teeter totter
17. How do you eat pizza? ummm...normal like. Pointy end first...I is not weird like y'all. :D
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signes and sell their used stuff? garage / yard sale
19. What's the evening meal? dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? basement
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places? (water) fountain
1. Major John Casey (Chuck) - Adam Baldwin
2. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice BBC version) - Colin Firth
3. Mr. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones' Diary) - Colin Firth
4. Cptn. Daniel Gregg (The Ghost and Mrs. Muir) - Rex Harrison
5. Chev Chelios (Crank) - Jason Statham
6. Agent K (MIB) - Tommy Lee Jones
7. Riddick (Pitch Black) - Vin Diesel
8. Wolverine (X-men) - Hugh Jackman
9. Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity) - Matt Damon.
10. Ice Man (Top Gun) - Val Kilmer
I ain't tagging nobody...you wanna do it, do it.
Snagged from
kingzgurl 1. Reply to this post, and I will pick four of your icons.
2. Make a post (including this info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee!!!
For your icons:
This icon was found when I was actually searching on google for pics to make a "Comment Pirate Hooker" icon for
theneis . How this relates in anyway to Pirate Hookers, I have no idea but there you go. It was about twenty pages of images in and too cute to pass up, so I stole it. I didn't really put too much thought in it other than "awww, you're so cute!" and snagged the penguin/Apple logo hybrid that he is. This was made by
greenowl who is a whiz with Paint and FAR more skilled with it than I and she makes pretty icons like this one! Is pretty self explanatory. The pic I snagged from nightengaledies and I added the text. I love cracky icons! This is from the scene in Firefly's Ariel where River, Jayne, and Simon all sit next to each other bound as they wait for the Blue Hands and River is mumbling about "they were greedy and took Christmas away, leaving only coal". Jayne looks at her (here) and with clenched teeth, "If you don't shut up, I will make you shut up."
God, he looks yummy in that uniform with the hat...mmmmm...oh! Sorry...got lost for a bit there *sheepish grin*
This one was made for me by <lj user="squish_67"> who made this and a whole slew of other Mal/Jayne and Inara/Jayne icons and wallpapers as part of my Serenity Santa gift. This is a scene where they are at the space station (before they find tracey) in The Message and Jayne comes back with the ammo and Mal is staring him down to make Jayne give him ALL the change. Hee!
Series: Turnabout is Fair Play (1/?)
Author: Steplianna
Pairing: Casey/Ellie
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,000
Notes: This series will encompass a LOT of d/s so be forewarned.
Next up: Bed, Handcuffs, and Domme Ellie
| What Stephanie Means |
 You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. |
No, I didn't know them, nor do I expect any of you to have but that hasn't stopped me from hysterically crying my eyes out for the last half hour with showing no signs of stopping any time soon. This is my ritual whenever a boat goes down and there is a loss of life; I cry.
So, please if you are a person that enjoys seafood, or if you just simply care that I am crying over it, please take a moment and pay respects to some people who died putting it on your table.
- Location:crying at my computer
- Mood:
sad
There is sooo much pr0n I need to write! :)
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greenowl's journal posting this morning and she was talking about a bad pick up experience in the local pharmacy and this got me thinking:What is your worst pick up experience (i.e. worst line you ever used on someone or worst line someone used on you and the circumstances)?
Author: Steplianna
Fandom/Pairing: SG-1 Jack/Daniel
Prompt: Megalomania
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,600
Author: Steplianna
Fandom/Pairing: SG-1 Jack/Teal'c
Prompt: Loneliness
Rating: R
Word Count: 500
Author: Steplianna
Fandom/Pairing: Cameron/Daniel, SG-1
Kink: Dub-con
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,000
I feel the need to catch up. :)
Help me!
God I love me! LOL Just ignore the last 3 frames as Dragoon is just rude. :P
Episode 966: Very Safe Landing
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Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, etc. Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other!
Normally, I don't blog. In RL I am not good at telling people about me unless I am asked questions which I will then answer wholly and completely, but I am completely inept at just offering out info about me. Unless it is a random blurb or factoid here or there which I sometimes do.
So please, ask me. I am an open book to any who ask.
